A recent photo brought to our attention, shows some guy posing nude in the shower. Ok, a celebrity in the shower, big freaking deal. But we were taken aback by how stank-nastically scandalous the photo truly is.
It shows ya boy, Jamie Foxx, posing in a dirty azz bathroom in front of a mirror taking a picture of himself with his member swinging in the wind like old sneakers on a ghetto telephone line.
He apparently got caught slipping, which seems to be the case with more and more of our celebrities these days, and sent the photo to someone he trusted, but should not have. The baby oil that sits upon the counter top would lead one to believe he actually oiled himself up for the photo.
In the words of the ex-Chicago Bears coach and current NFL Live commentator, Mike Ditka, "C'mon man!"
Not that anyone is above sending sexy photos to entice a potential lover who may be on the fence into action, but YOU'RE A STAR! Again, "C'MON MAN!" Meanwhile Foxx's lawyers have come forward and said the picture was taken as part of an upcoming film he's to star in and NOT as a titillating offering. But skeptics will ask what film, other than triple-X rated ones, will feature a star with FULL FRONTAL NUDITY?
Now, keep in mind, we're not in the business of publishing soft porn, but someone else is. And guess which scandalous gossip site that would be? 
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